Happiest man is one whose daughter photo is on femina cover, Son on India today, girl friend on film fare and wife on missing column of newspaper.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Don't be so proud that your boy/girl friend is always sending you cute and romantic sms Wait and think who is sending all that to him / her.

Father: what were the two hardest things you learnt in the college? Son: opening beer bottle with teeth and lighting cigarettes only I match left in heavy wind.

Get a girl who cooks well, get a girl who takes care, get a girl who looks well make sure that 3 girls don't meet each girl.

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper what we use in one exam. join us to save trees "say no exams".

MD: i give you driver job starting salary two thousand sardar: wow you are great sir starting salary ok how much driving salary?

I kicked on lion's face. i pulled on tiger's tail. i broke cheeta's leg. i threw the elephant out... after tat wat happend?? TOY SHOP OWNER KICKED ME OUT OF THE SHOP.

world shortest joke... "Two women's are sitting quietly".

Some men join the army because they are single and they like war... Many men join the army because they are married and they like peace.

What is confidence and over confidence? A 99 year old lady buy a one year sim card is confidence. Buying lifetime sim card that is over confidence.

Miss. Universe was standing under a tree drinking cool drinks. An ant and his father were watching that from tree. Suddenly ant fell into drink which she drunk, then father ant came and told something and she stunned. Any guess? My son is now in your stomach.

Hey, if you are free can you call and talk to me? A big misunderstanding here. My father wants to talk to you. He does not believe me when I said monkey can talk.

Briteesh rooled avar kantry far many ears. Dhey destraid avar kalchar, so wayt? Let as destroy dayr language lyke dis.

Face your difficulties like a royal challenge only then you can ride on Success like a knight rider, charged up as Deccan charges and finally becomes a super king.

If a cat crossed you when you are going somewhere, it means. The cat is also going somewhere.

Height of dreaming: bill gates came to me and asked, do you have window xp cd?

Once a British men was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, sex, etc. then he came to the column salary expected: he was not sure as to what to be filled there after much though he wrote: yes.

A boy throws a bottle of bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground because cat buries bournvita.

Marriage is three ring circuses: 1.Engagement ring 2.wedding ring and 3.suffe’ring’.